dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

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